I HAD A BEARD BUT I SHAVED TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE I NEED TO GO TO I'M THE FUCKIN BEST ANONYMOUS YOU AIN'T SHIT WITH THE TONGUE-TWISTERS SO SWALLOW IT I'M A MIXTURE OF ALL OF THE HOTTEST SHIT SINCE PAC & BIG THAT'S WHY RIDICULOUS 2 IS THE TAPE YOU GOT TO GET AND JOEY Z'S THE LEADER, IF YOU SEE HIM YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIM IF THERE'S A RIOT THEN IT'S GUARANTEED I STARTED IT THE FUCKIN CHAMPION WITH THE HEART TO WIN AND THE SHARPEST WIT NOW BRING THE ORGANS IN AND THE MINUTE OPPOSITION IS FINISHED I STICK A FORK IN EM EVERY SINGLE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 'CAUSE I WAS BORN TO WIN SPACE JAM 2, PEEP THE CAST AND TELL ME WHO JORDAN IS JOEY Z IS JORDAN. DAMN!! AND IT'S THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER 5 STARS, 2 THUMBS UP, REMEMBERED FOREVER REGARDED AS A CLASSIC, IT'S THE NEW STANDARD MEASURE 2 HANDS UP, GOLD BELT WITH THE BLACK LEATHER HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP IN A MANSION WITH STACKED CHEDDAR BEEN READY TO TAKE MY STANCE AS THE CHAMPION, BEST EVER THE TREND SETTER, YOU GET F'S WITH THE RED LETTER YOU COULD NEVER TAKE MY STYLE, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE LESS CLEVER THE ONLY ADVICE THAT I CAN GIVE TO YOU IS GET BETTER BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE WAY MORE FRESHER WITH WAY LESS EFFORT WHEN I'M FINISHED CARRY BEATS OUT ON A STRETCHER HIDDEN IN MY LYRICS FIND THE COORDINATES TO SECRET TREASURE NO X ON THE SPOT, REMEMBER Z'S THE LETTER YOU GOTTA BE CLEVER IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL CONTENDER WE KNOW YOU'RE TRYIN BUT THE TRUTH IS NO ONE FEELS YOUR EFFORTS SOUNDED KINDA TIGHT BUT JOEY Z HAS ALWAYS DONE IT BETTER WATCHED ADULT SWIM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, NO KIDS IN THE POOL AQUA TEEN, MY FORCE HUNGRY, BETTER BRING EM SOME FOOD I BECAME A SCHOLAR, DIDN'T BOTHER FINISHING SCHOOL I'MA SING YOU THROUGH THE MONIKERS OF RIDICULOUS 2 IT'S THE RISE OF THE CHAMPION 2 RIDICULOUS 2020 4/20 4EVER BLOOD OF THE SKELETON KING THE BEST TAPE EVER IT'S SPACE JAM 2 AND I'M MICHAEL JORDAN

RIDICULOUS 2 I'M 2 RIDICULOUS I'MA BE HERE FOREVER SO WHEN YOU WANNA COME GET WITH THIS? YALL GOT PLENTY OF TIME I GOT PLENTY TO RHYME I'M SMOKIN FIRE WHILE YALL JUST BLOWIN UP SNICKLEFRITZ RAPPERS LIKE LITTLE KIDS LOOKIN INQUISITIVE TOUGH TO WITNESS THIS SHIT BUT IT'S EVEN TOUGHER TO SWALLOW JOEY Z'S THE FUCKIN BEST, THAT'S THE MOTTO J Z T F B, THAT'S THE ACRONYM I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT GREAT TELL ME I'M NOT THAT GREAT GO COMPLAIN ONLINE ABOUT HOW I'M NOT THAT GREAT I'LL RUN ACROSS THE GODDAMN STATES SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP, MAKE SURE YOU GOT THAT STRAIGHT IT'S ME AGAIN, IT'S JOEY Z AGAIN I NEVER LEFT, JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME YET BEEN HERE ALL ALONG AND I AIN'T LEAVIN GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED IF YOU DON'T THINK MY SHIT IS TIGHT CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T HEAR CORRECT YO, BEAT DROP TO THE FLOW I'M IMPOSSIBLY DOPE YOU THINK YOU GOT IT, YOU DON'T THIS AIN'T A SHOT AT THE THRONE I'M ON TOP OF THE THRONE SITTIN WITH A SLINGSHOT & FLINGIN ROCKS AT YOUR DOME YOU'D BETTER BRING YOUR SQUAD TO THE SHOW NO MOSHPITS, WE START KITCHENS, LOW FLAME ON THE STOVE NO GAMES, I'M A PRO NO LAMES, GOTTA GO YO, YOU AIN'T IN MY LANE SO I DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOLKS, I'M DOPE SO DON'T EVER QUESTION METHODS NO MATTER HOW I DO THIS SHIT, I LEAVE BEATS A PILE OF WRECKAGE NO REASON, DON'T NEED INCENTIVE I'M A BEAST, I DON'T NEED A WEAPON MY RELEASE OF POWER IS DEADLY SO YOU COULD NEVER DEFLECT IT SINCE THE BEGINNING I'VE COME CORRECT WITH BARS BIGGER THAN TEXAS, LARGE SUNGLASSES LENSES DARK AIN'T ONE OF YALL TOUCHED ME LIKE MARS AND I'M HERE TO DESTROY ALL HUMANS HATED ALL OF MY OLD SONGS SO I HAD TO MAKE UP SOME NEW ONES, LETS DO IT

THE BEAT'S FROM RICK ROSS'S THE DEVIL IS A LIE REPRODUCED BY IDBEATZ LISTEN DUDE, HERE'S THE TRUTH IF YOUR TAPE AIN'T RIDICULOUS 2 THEN I ASSUME IT'S TRASH AND EVERY VIEW THAT I HAVE IS A PROVEN FACT SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE WACK AND THERE AIN'T SHIT YOU CAN DO WITH THAT IT'S SIMPLE YOU FUCKIN IDIOT DO THE MATH YOUR BARS COULD NEVER POSSIBLY EQUAL UP TO MY NEWER RAPS ONLY DRINK MY WINE WHILE LISTENING TO SMOOTH JAZZ SUPLEX A LOSER & LEAVE HIM LOOPY LIKE A TOUCAN MOVE BACK, SUPER SAIYAN WITH THE NEW TRACKS GOKU FLOW KNOWN TO SHOOT BLASTS WITH TWO HANDS MASTER STRATEGIST IN ACTION WITH A NEW PLAN CONSTANTLY SAYIN SHIT THAT GOT THE PEOPLE LIKE "WOOOO DAMN!!!" AND THAT'S THE APPROPRIATE REACTION I'M DOPER WITH THE VOCALS THAN YOU BASTARDS, I'M THE CHAMPION HEAVYWEIGHT, Y'ALL DON'T WANNA MAKE ME PUT YHE HANDS TO YA LEFT HOOKS AND UPPERCUTS TO YOUR GUT DRAINING YOUR STAMINA QUICK COMBINATION LAY YOU OUT AND YOU AIN'T STANDING UP THAT'S THE 10 COUNT, AND NOW THEY'RE CALLING FOR THE AMBULANCE THEY'RE SAYING YOUR BODY JUST COULDN'T HANDLE IT MEANWHILE, I'M CENTER RING WITH MY HANDS UP, STILL THE CHAMPION EVERYONE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON MY HANDS HAD TO BE REGISTERED AS WEAPONS SO I DISAPPEARED AND WENT OFF THE GRID NOW I'M BACK, PEEP THE SILHOUETTE, DRIPPING BLOOD FROM THE FIST IT'S NOTHIN I BEEN ONE-UPPIN YOU FUCKIN LAMES I'M #1 AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NEVER ANOTHER NAME LISTEN CLOSE SO YOU CAN YELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYIN SMOKE GOOD WEED BITCH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKIN STRAIN MOTHAFUCKA I'M RIGHT HERE I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE EIGHT TIMES, I DON'T FIGHT FAIR RAPPERS PLEAD FOR FORGIVENESS ON THAT OFF CHANCE THAT I MIGHT CARE BUT ALL I DO IS SHOW UP AND THEY PISSIN IN THEIR NIGHT GEAR EVEN A MINOR BEEF HAVE EM WATCHING THEIR BACK FOR FIVE YEARS GOT EM SHOOK AND OBSESSIVELY CHECKING THE REAR AND THE SIDE MIRRORS IF YOU SEARCHIN FOR THE MIC THEN THE MIC'S HERE YOU SLOPPY LIKE A TINY WHITE GIRL ON HER NINTH BEER YOU MIGHT BE NICE BUT I'M NICER THE RHYMES TIGHTER THAN WINTER WIRES BUT EVERY LINE IS ON FIRE SO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU'RE DOPER THAN I AM? I COULD TURN YOU TO DISTANT MEMORIES AND MOMENTS OF SILENCE THE WORLD'S FINEST BEEN KNOWN TO HURL TITANS SHOULDERTOSS A LEVIATHAN LIKE "DAMN I AIN'T EVEN ACTUALLY STARTED TRYIN YET" ENTIRE TIME I RAP YOU LIKE "HOW THAT MIC AIN'T ON FIRE YET?" CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY RADAR CONSIDERED LESS THAN A MINOR THREAT SO YOU CAN KEEP SPENDING YOUR TIME BEING JEALOUS ABOUT HOW I RHYME THE BEST PICK BEEF AND THE LAST YOU'LL SEE IS YOUR HEART IN MY HAND OUTSIDE YOUR CHEST SURPRISE, YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKED UP DUMMY, OOPS UPSIDE YA HEAD YOU THE TYPE TO DIAL THE FEDS YOU LOSE. CAUSE WHY? I'M THE BEST WE GATHERED TONIGHT WITH PLANS TO MAKE HISTORY I'M NUMBER ONE, THERE'S NO NUMBER TWO 'CAUSE RAPPERS AIN'T SHIT TO ME RIDICULOUS 2, AND IT'S NEVER BORING LIKE THIS IS SPACE JAM 2 EXCEPT JOEY Z MICHAEL JORDAN

THIS IS SPACE JAM 2 AND I'M MICHAEL JORDAN SPEND MY TIME SURROUNDED BY TOONS AT THE CYPHERS, CHOKIN THE FLOW'S GORGEOUS WHENEVER THE MIC RECORDIN WITH THE HD VISUALS, COLORS THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE & THE REPETITION OF THEMES THAT I FIND IMPORTANT THE CHAMPION OF THIS SHIT, STILL THE SEQUEL, I'M MICHAEL JORDAN GOT BITE & IT'S SO FEROCIOUS, GO TYSON ON ALL OPPONENTS IN 92 I WAS BORN & SINCE THEN ALL I'VE DONE IS DOPE SHIT FOCUSED ON THE MAN IN THE MIRROR, 'CAUSE THAT'S MY MOTIVE HOCUS POCUS, DISAPPEAR AND THEN REAPPEAR FLOATIN MUST BE MAGIC, THAT EXPLAINS WHY HIS EYES ARE BOTH GLOWIN RIDE OUT ON A MOTORCYCLE AND LEAVE BEHIND AN EXPLOSION IN SLOW MOTION, WALKIN ACROSS AN OCEAN I ROCK THE BOAT WHEN I STEP, WITH A STOMP IT'S CAPSIZED AND BROKEN THE FIRE'S ON THE STOVE BACK AT HOME I'M CONCOCTING POTIONS I DRINK EM FOR THE TASTE AND THE IMMUNITY TO BULLETS DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO REACH FOR THE BELT LEAVE YOU SCREECHING FOR HELP HOLDING YOUR CHEEKS AS THEY SWELL YOU HEAR THE DING OF THE BELL AND NOW THEY'RE DROPPIN THE CELL I'M DROPPIN BOWS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE, WELCOME TO HELL ONLY WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT DO PUSH-UPS WITH ONE HAND AND I'M CLAPPIN EM TWICE TELL ME WHAT'S WACKER, YOUR RAPS OR YOUR LIFE? YOU ONLY GOT CASH ON HAND WHILE UNPACKIN A PIPE RACKIN YOUR MIND 'CAUSE IT CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT I'M NICE AT YOUR BACK WITH A KNIFE, ACROBATICS, I'M BACKFLIPPIN TWICE I PACK A DEVICE IN HAND THAT AMPLIFIES MY VOICE, THAT'S A MIC AND I'M THE CHAMP OF COURSE YOU KNOW SO I CAN PASS ON A FIGHT THE CAPTAIN STANCE, A HAND ON THE HIP AND WITH A STAFF IN THE RIGHT CAPE FLOWIN IN THE WIND BECAUSE OF THE FAN TO MY RIGHT CENTER RING, MY TEAM SURROUNDED BY CAMERAS WITH FLASHING LIGHTS TAKE YOUR STATS AND MULTIPLY EM BY NINE THAT'S ROUGHLY HALF OF MINE UNSTOPPABLE AS THE PASSAGE OF TIME CROSSED WITH A RHINO, SUPER MAN WITH ADAMANTIUM SPINE DOIN DAMAGE, EVERY RHYME EQUIPPED WITH GAS TO IGNITE MY STUPID RAPS MORE BETTER AND CLEVER THAN ALL OF THAT SHIT THAN YOU WRITE, GOODNIGHT AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU IMPROVE YOU COULD NEVER OUT DO ME 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 YOU WOULD LOSE TO ME YOU MUTHAFUCKAS GET EMBERASSED GETTIN BOO'D TO LEAVE NOW I CAN SPARE YOUR LIFE, AND YOU COULD CHOOSE TO FLEE GOOD MOVE, DON'T WORRY DUDE, I'M USED TO THIS RUTHLESS WITH THE DICTION, LISTEN IN TO THIS SHIT IDIOT & A MISFIT, CLENCHED FISTS, HANDS UP, GOLD MEDAL, RAP OLYMPICS HERE'S A WRAP-UP, PERHAPS YOU MISSED IT I'M THE CHAMP AND YOU A LOSER, TWEEN ME AND YOU THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

WE THE BEST (OKAY) YALL NEED TO BE IMPRESSED (OKAY) YALL DON'T EVER NEED TO GUESS (OKAY) IF WE DID IT WE DID IT AND WE DID IT OUR OWN WAY BEST PROTECT YOUR NECK (OKAY) I SAID I'M DOPE YALL SAID "OKAY" OKAY, SO HEY, LETS GUZZLE UP A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF CHEAP VODKA MUTHAFUCKAS CHUGGIN 40S, WE BUMPIN WAKA FLOCKA WHOLE TEAM CAUSE A PROBLEM AND NOT A SOUL CAN STOP EM THE COMBINATION OF A GOD AND A MONSTER, YOU GOT HIM WE COMIN FROM GOTHAM, WE ALL GOT MATCHIN CAPES THIS SHIT LOOK INCREDIBLE WHILE WE SKYDIVIN OUT OF THESE PLANES TRY DRIVIN OUT OF YOUR LANE HIGH WRITING CLOUDS ON THE BRAIN HOTBOXIN OUR COFFINS THEN WE STEPPIN RIGHT OUT OF THE GRAVE OKAY FUCK A BEEF I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY REALLY WANT THIS CHIEF ALL I EVER REALLY REALLY WANT'S SOME SLEEP SO I'M ROLLIN UP A BUNCH OF THESE BLUNTS OF KEEF ONE TWO THREE FUCK WITH ME DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK I'M NUMBER ONE AND THIS SHIT SICK LIKE THROW UP IN THAT KITCHEN SINK SO MUSTER UP SOME FUCKIN NUTS AND LEARN TO HOLD YOUR FUCKIN DRINKS OR STOP TAKING SHOTS BEFORE YOUR VISION SINKS SPITTIN DRINKS BACK OUT, BLACK OUT, BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND AGAIN BOYS YELLIN FOR ANOTHER ROUND AGAIN SHOTS TO THE MOUTH AGAIN, BOUT TO GET MORE ROWDY THAN A GODDAMN CROWD OF KIDS HERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF FEEDBACK YOU'RE KINDA TIGHT, BUT IT'LL ALWAYS BE BETTER WHEN JOEY Z RAPS SEEKIN BEEF YOU BETTER EASE BACK UNLESS YOU'RE SECRETLY SEEKIN A BAT TO THE KNEECAPS NOTHIN TO SNEEZE AT NOTHIN TO SEE HERE EVERY SINGLE TIME I'M IN PUBLIC RECEIVING THREE CHEERS EVERY TIME I ARRIVE AT THE PARTY IT'S "JOEY Z'S HERE!!" YOU A LIGHTWEIGHT, BLACKED OUT IN THE CORNER OFF 3 BEERS FOR 3 YEARS I'VE BEEN HERE CAUSIN A FUCKIN RUCKUS IN EVERY PLACE THAT I GET NEAR A BIG DEAL I THINK YOU'D DO BETTER TO BOX YOUR MIXTAPE WITH A KID'S MEAL YOU BIG FAKE RAPPERS ARE TALKIN SPINNERS HOLDIN PINWHEELS I BEEN REAL I AIN'T A SUPERHUMAN, I'M A NEWER UNIT YOU BEEN LOSIN TO ME PRETTY MUCH SINCE JUMP AND IF YOU STILL WANTED TO GO, BETTER BE READY FOR AN UPSET BRUH DON'T BOTHER ASKIN ME WHAT'S NEXT UP SINCE THE INCIDENT THE ONLY THING I DO IS WRECK STUFF MESSED UP FROM THE NECK UP, BUB I'M THE BEST OF THE BEST AT WHATEVER I WANT ONLY EVER SPEAK THE GODDAMN TRUTH ROCK THIS BOOTH TIL MY MOUTH DON'T MOVE YOU AIN'T GOT A CLUE HOW I SOUND SO COOL WITH A MONSTER GROOVE AND A GROWL SO RUTHLESS I AIN'T TRYNA START A GODDAMN MOVEMENT TRYNA PROVE THAT THE BEST WAY TO DO SHIT IS TO JUST DO IT HAD A LIST WITH SOME BOXES, I WENT DOWN THE LIST TO EACH ONE AND PUT THE NIKE SWISH THROUGH EM

I TURNED 21 AND I FORGOT HOW TO TURN UP STILL AIN'T EVER MET A CHALLENGER WORTHY BUT MAYBE IT'LL TURN UP BEEN DOPE SINCE I FIRST JUMPED, SWAN DIVES ALWAYS ENDIN WITH THE EARTH PUNCHED I BURST DRUMS, HURT DUMBS WITH THE WORST LUCK EARNED SUMS, SHOOK IT UP LIKE AN OVERTURNED BUS BURN STUFF, BURN DRUGS, PURP NUGS IN THE BLUNT FIRM BUTTS ON THE FUR RUGS I'M JUST MAKIN SHIT UP I NEVER GAVE A FUCK AND ALWAYS SAY WHAT I WANT NEVER PAID ENOUGH BUT ALWAYS PLAYIN FOR FUN SLAM DUNKS, NEVER FAKIN THE FUNK ON THE NET WHILE I'M TAKIN A DUMP THAT SHIT'S FUNNY AND RELATABLE OPEN UP THE FORTRESS 'CAUSE I'M COMIN IN TO TAKE THE JEWELS NONSTOP WITH THE PILLAGIN & SLAYIN FOOLS MAKIN MUSIC IS A HUGE GAME OF "MADE YOU LOOK" WE NEED ATTENTION, SNAPPIN CONSTANTLY TO WIN IT IDIOTS SNIFFLE WITH SLIT WRISTS, YOU AIN'T MY COMPETITION YO HIP-HOP'S THE MISTRESS RIP OFF RAPPERS NEED TO GET OFF THE DICTION GET LOST AND FLIP OFF A BRIDGE, GET YOUR SHIT SPLIT THIS SONG'S THE HIP-HOP EQUIVALENT OF CHRISTMAS AND YALL ARE THANKFUL FOR THE PRESENCE EVERYTHING I DO SEEMS TO BE BASED OFF LEGEND THIS AIN'T TWITTER SO NOBODY GETTIN MENTIONS SMELL OF SUCCESS ON MY CLOTHES, THAT'S WHAT THE STENCH IS LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS, GETTIN HECTIC I DON'T THINK YOU EVEN WANNA SEE HOW BIG HIS HEAD GETS I'M A FUCKIN MAN GENIUS I'M BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES SO I'M WAY PAST JESUS RIDICULOUS 2 IT'S THE GREATEST TAPE I'VE EVER MADE IT'S BETTER THAN ALL THOSE OTHER TAPES THAT I MADE IT'S REALLY DOPE. I PROMISE JUST TRUST ME, I MADE IT IT'S THE GREATEST THING THAT I'VE EVER MADE AND UNTIL I MAKE A THING THAT'S BETTER THIS'LL PROBABLY KEEP BEING THE BEST ONE

YO I GOT THIS, EVERYONE GET UP TO STAND & WATCH IT I'M SO OBNOXIOUS AND YOU LITTLE DUDES CANNOT STOP IT FLOW'S COLOSSUS, MAKIN MINUSCULE RAP PROFITS SO DISHONEST, ALL YOU RAP ABOUT IS PADDED POCKETS I DON'T THINK YOU COULD'VE PICKED A BLANDER TOPIC I SHOULD CHARGE FOR THIS RELEASE LIKE EVERY RAP'S A HOSTAGE, BUT I'M NOT GET IT CHEAPER THAN A THRIFT STORE KNITTED CAP PENNY FOR MY THOUGHTS BUT YALL AIN'T EVEN GOTTA GIVE ME THAT NEVER BRING IT BACK, LIKE MY LYRICS FROM THE NEIGHBORS SPIT SRIRACHA TO CHANGE THE FLAVOR YOU CAN'T POSSIBLE STOP ME UNTIL I'VE MADE THE MAJORS ONCE I'VE MADE MY PAPER I'M CHANGING MY NAME & GOIN AWAY TO COME BACK A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I COULD ACTUALLY WRITE A LOVE SONG BUT I STILL DON'T WANNA, SO HERE'S ANOTHER WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT SONG DON'T BOTHER ASKING ME WHAT'S WRONG IT'S NOTHIN, I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD, JUST TRUST ME I'VE NEVER BEEN THE BEST WITH HOOKS, BUT DAMNIT I DID THE BEST I COULD AND THAT'S IT I COULD FUCKIN GUARANTEE YOU AIN'T AS GREAT AS ME NOW PLAY THE BEAT THAT SHIT BREAKS DOWN UNDER EVERY WORD THAT I SAY OR SPEAK I'VE NEVER SUFFERED A GRAVE DEFEAT, JUST SLAY MY BEEFS AND TURN THE SHIT TO PATTIES TO MAKE THE TEAM SOMETHING GREAT TO EAT WITH CHEESE I'M DOING THIS TAPE FOR FREE I WOULDN'T BUY IT, SO TO MAKE YOU WOULD BE FAKE TO ME I JUST WROTE A BUNCH OF BARS AND TOOK AMAZING BEATS AND MAYBE IT'LL BE YOUR FAVORITE SHIT TO BUMP WHILE BLAZING TREES I NEVER SLEEP THESE DAYS SO I GOTTA MAKE A DREAM I GOT AT LEAST THREE WAYS TO MAKE SURE I MAKE A SCENE RAPPERS JUST MAKE BELIEVE, I'M TRYNA CHANGE SOME THINGS AND IF THE CROWN AIN'T ON MY HEAD ALREADY SLAY THE KING EVERY DAY I GET BETTER WITH SELF-EXPRESSION BASEDGOD TAUGHT ME TO DO WHAT I CAN TO HELP MY BRETHREN STAY POSITIVE, THAT WAS THE MAIN LESSON BUT IF WE CAN'T GET ALONG YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE THIS DIMENSION HOPE THE BASEDGOD CAN FORGIVE ME, MY TRANSGRESSIONS GIVE IT MY BEST EFFORTS, SO HARD NOT TO ACT RECKLESS I'D ALWAYS AVOIDED ATTENTION AND NOW THE ONLY THING THAT I WANT IS ATTENTION AND THAT'S FUNNY TO ME

THE ONLY REASON YALL AIN'T FEELIN MY SHIT IS CAUSE I'M UNTOUCHABLE PEELIN OFF WITH A WHEELIE FEELIN FUCKIN INDESTRUCTIBLE HUNGRY LIKE I AIN'T EVER FELT MY STOMACH FULL, RUNNIN COOL ON A BIKE COVERED IN FLAMES LIKE I DOUSED THAT SHIT WITH SOME HUNDRED PROOF I'M DOIN ROUGHLY 300, SO YOU MIGHT WANNA MOVE STONE COLD STUNNERS FOR ANYBODY WHO WANNA LOSE SO STAY THE FUCK OUT THE WAY IF YOU SEE ME COMIN THROUGH I'M THE GODDAMN CHAMPION I ONLY REPEAT THAT 'CAUSE IT'S THE FUCKIN TRUTH I'M TRAMPLIN WACK RAPPER'S SANDCASTLES 'CAUSE THE WHOLE BATCH IS RUINED BY A COUPLE OF BAD APPLES AND I AIN'T HAVIN IT, I KEEP MY SHIT IMMACULATE ALWAYS CLEANED MY PLATE AND HARDLY EVER NEEDED A NAPKIN I'M HARDLY EVER MISSIN A LANDIN I'M SIT BACK AND RELAXIN WITH A FIFTH OF SOME CAPTAIN I SIP A BIT AND I'M RAPPIN ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT JUST HAPPENED THE NIGHT PREVIOUS WHEN THE CD SKIPPED & MISSED IT RAPPERS SENDING ME NO GIFTS FOR CHRISTMAS HIP HOP IS MY MISTRESS AND IF RAP IS A GAME THEN I THINK I GLITCHED IT ONLINE FORUMS ARE THROWIN BITCHFITS, "JOEY Z IS A BIG DICK!!" DAMN RIGHT, DON'T GET IT TWISTED, I'M WICKED MASKED SUPER VILLAIN, SOUND OF DOOM WHEN THE KICKS HIT SICK SHIT, GET YOURSELF A PRESCRIPTION TAKE IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU'RE SICK OF IT THE OVERDOSE COULD MAKE YOU COMATOSE IF YOU GIVE IN TO IT WHAT WAS THAT NOISE? TREAT RAPPERS LIKE BAD TOYS STRAP EM TO BOTTLEROCKETS WITH FIRECRACKERS AND HANDS JOINED BY DUCT TAPE LIGHT EM UP AND SEND EM HIGHER THAN 40 PUFFS FROM A J THEN I MAKE IT RAIN ARMS AND LEGS GRAB AN UMBRELLA, GET DOWN TO THE CELLAR GATHER THE FAMILY ROUND AND JUST WAIT UNTIL DADDY TELLS YA THAT IT'S SAFE TO GO BACK OUTSIDE THE STORM'S SUBSIDED AND JOEY Z IS NOW THE ONLY RAPPER WHO'S LEFT AND STANDING ALIVE I DUNNO HOW TO LOSE, I FORGOT YEARS AGO I RAP INTO A MEGAPHONE TO MAKE SURE YALL CAN HEAR THE FLOWS HERE IT GOES, IT'S ONE OF RAPPERS' GREATEST FEARS EXPOSED JOEY Z'S GOT HE MIC AND THEY SHOOK AT THE SOUND WHEN I CLEAR MY THROAT I'M THE BEST, THAT'S A FACT, LIKE THE EARTH'S SPHERICAL I SPENT A BUNCH OF MY LIFE GETTING TOLD ABOUT GOD AND THE SPIRIT, GHOST, OR WHATEVER NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO DETAILS DERAIL YOU OFF YOUR OWN TRACK, YOU'RE ON YOUR SIDE AND LOOKIN LIKE A BEACHED WHALE EVERY VERSE A GUITAR SOLO EQUIVALENT I SHRED ON THE MIC AND IT'S LIVE LIKE IT'S HENDRIX AT THE WINTERLAND, GET WITH IT I'M STARING PAST A STACK OF RAP SIMPLETONS THEY COULD NEVER TOUCH THE STYLE, SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD I GET WITH THEM? GOOD QUESTION, GOOD AT RAP LIKE I TOOK LESSONS NO WEAPONS, STILL WALKED IN THE ROOM AND SHOOK LEGENDS I'VE DONE A LOT OF SHIT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T MENTION AND IF YOU WANNA BEEF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BOOK A SESSION NEVER GUESSIN, DON'T BELIEVE HIM? THEN TEST HIM AND WHEN I DIE THEN YALL BETTER ATTEND MY RESURRECTION OPEN UP MY COFFIN I'M COUGHIN I CATCH MY BREATH AND THEN I'M UP AND OUT THE GRAVE AND BACK IN THE PLACE TO RAISE HELL AGAIN WOO, IT'S THAT SMELL AGAIN CRAWLIN THROUGH YOUR MELANIN GOT YOU SHOOK TO YOUR SKELETON, GENTLEMAN WITH THE HELLISH WIT NAME A RAPPER, I'M DEADIN HIM MEASURE UP? THAT'S IRRELEVANT THIS PENMANSHIP'S IMPECCABLE SO YOU COULD NEVER STEP TO IT, AND THAT'S IT

I ONLY WRITE RAPS AFTER CORRECT AMOUNTS OF ADDERALL I'M THE JUDGE MUTHAFUCKA THIS THE GAVEL FALL BLOODSPATTERED WALLS IF THE SQUAD HEAR'S THE BATTLE CALL NO RUSH, WE STILL MOVIN MUCH FASTER THAN YALL DON'T SPEAK TO ME ABOUT MUSIC UNLESS PASSION INVOLVED I TOOK A YEAR TO GET IT RIGHT THEN CAME BACK AND EVOLVED TREAT MY OLD SHIT AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED AT ALL MENTION MY PAST AND END UP TRAPPED WITH YOUR BACK TO THE WALL LIKE OH NO, I'M SORRY, PLEASE FORGET IT... SACRIFICE A CHICKEN I MIGHT CONSIDER FORGIVENESS ALL MY LYRICS WRITTEN WITH EGYPTIAN HIEROGLYPHICS ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A GOD IS THAT I'VE EXISTED FUCK IT, JOEY Z BUILT THE PYRAMIDS PROVE ME WRONG STUPID, I'M THE TRUTH YOU JUST AIN'T HEARIN IT NO CONSPIRACIES, I SEND HOLOGRAMS TO APPEARANCES JOEY Z'S AN ANCIENT REPTILIAN AND WE SHOULD FEAR HIM IT'S MANDATORY, NONE OF YOU RAPPERS IN MY CATEGORY DOPE SHIT, YOUR BIOGRAPHY IS A SADDER STORY YOUR LIFE WAS BAD & LONELY, I'M A MAN OF GLORY YOU A HACK, A PHONY I'M THE CHAMP, YOU KNOW ME JOEY Z, I'M THE KING, IT'S WELL-ESTABLISHED GET ON THE BEAT AND DO HELLA BACKFLIPS, WITH NO PRACTICE RIDICULOUS 2, THE SHIT'S POST-WACKNESS BOTH HANDS IN THE AIR FROM THE START OF THE FIRST TRACK TIL THE END OF THE LAST TRACK ALWAYS HAVIN THE LAST LAUGH IN THE BACK OF A PACKED VAN WITH A GAS MASK AND A MATCH, YEA AND I'M BETTER THAN EVER YOU AIN'T SHIT TO ME, EASILY END YOUR ENDEAVORS MEASLY HEADS'LL GET SEVERED, YOU SMALL BRAINED ALL LAMES PROCEED TO BE ETHERED, YOU THE MEANING OF MEANINGLESS EFFORT MIGHT THINK YOUR SHIT'S TIGHT BUT I'M FRESHER, GRAB THE MIC AND SPIT CLEVERNESS EVERY TIME THAT I'M NEXT TO IT AND IT'S EFFORTLESS BACKED BY LIGHT I'M A SILHOUETTE OF PERFECTION AND I'M HERE TO SHOW THESE RAPPERS WHERE THEIR SECTION IS SNAPPIN SPINES AND COLLECTIN SKULLS I'M A PREDATOR DIRECT ME TO A CHALLENGE AND I'LL WRECK THE SHIT AMANDA BYNES IN THAT 2013, YOU ACTIN CRAZY GAININ MOMENTARY RELEVANCE THAT'S ALREADY A DATED REFERENCE I BEEN THROUGH 2014, NOW TAKE A GUESS AT WHO WAS THE BEST AGAIN IF YOU SAID JOEY Z THEN YOU WERE CORRECT MY FRIEND 2015 NOW GUESS WHO SETS THE TRENDS THEN GUESS AGAIN, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT ME I CAN'T SET TRENDS 'CAUSE NONE OF MY SHIT CAN BE COPIED AND YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY TOP ME I NEVER NEED TO BE COCKY, GOT RAPPERS SPEAKING LIKE ZOMBIES I'M A BEAST, NEED AN ARMY IF YOU'RE SCHEMING TO STOP ME BUT EVEN THEN YOU CAN'T HARM ME, I STARTED THIS SHIT AND RAN WITH IT LIKE A CAR THIEF IT'S 3:16 AND I'M STEVE AUSTIN BEEF OFTEN LEAVIN EM STONE COLD IN A COFFIN RATTLESNAKE, HAVIN YOU QUAKIN PRAYIN TO GOD BUT NOBODY ABLE TO SAVE YOU AND IF YOUR NAME AIN'T JOEY Z AND YOU'RE A RAPPER I HATE YOU IF YOU WERE HALF AS DOPE AS ME THEN PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT YOU'RE GREAT TOO BUT YOU'RE NOT SO I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH WHAT YOU GOT, ME AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE SAME VIEWS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS WE CAN'T RELATE DUDE YOU COULDN'T STAND IN MY GODDAMN SHOES, I'M STILL MICHAEL JORDAN FILMING SPACE JAM 2

PICTURE PERFECT, I PAINT A PERFECT PICTURE FAT, WHITE, DRESSED STUPID, LONG HAIR UP IN THE MIXTURE POSTED IN A LAWN CHAIR WITH A SWISHER SIP A LITTLE BIT OF LIQUOR AND LISTEN TO AL GREEN I'M GOIN BACK TO SPACE BIG ON MY OWN PLANET WHERE I STACKS THE PAPES I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, I'M A BASKETCASE NOW TELL ME WHERE THE PARTY'S AT SO I CAN SMASH THE PLACE MOTHAFUCKA IN A MASK & CAPE TEAR IT OFF SO EVERYBODY SEES MY GODDAMN FACE IN A FLASH DISAPPEAR WITHOUT A GODDAMN TRACE YEARS LATER, REAPPEAR, MUSTACHE, SUNGLASSES EYES LOW UNDER A BALL CAP IN SOME FAR OFF PLACE ARMS CROSSED IN THE SHADOWS OF A BAZAAR HEAR THE FAMILIAR SOUND OF A SQUADRON IN MILITARY CARS NOT VERY FAR, NOW I'M TURNIN GREEN, SHIRT RIPPED FROM MY GROWIN ARMS I'M JUST GOIN ON, I'M NEVER GOIN OFF THE FUCKIN CHAMPION, AT THIS POINT I'M JUST SHOWIN OFF THE ONLY WAY YOU'D GET MY ACCOLADES IS IF YOU BLOW THE BOSS WHICH IS ME, SO I GUESS IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS PUT A MOTHAFUCKA IN THE COBRA CLUTCH HUMILIATE HIM AND ON TOP OF THAT I STOLE HIS LUNCH PUNCH HIM IN THE STOMACH WHILE TWO BIG RUSSIANS BOTH HOLD HIM UP I AIN'T SELLIN RECORDS BUT I'M RAPPIN LIKE I SOLD A BUNCH WHOLE TEAM EATIN LIKE WE IN THE FUCKIN HUNGER GAMES ... I'VE NEVER SEEN THE HUNGER GAMES I SHOULD PROBABLY SWITCH TO ANOTHER NAME BUT I STILL THINK I'M JOEY Z & I DON'T REALLY WANNA CHANGE NAW, ALWAYS BEEN A FUCKIN PAIN SMOKE GOOD WEED BITCH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKIN STRAIN MIND SHARP LIKE A RAZOR REPLACED MY FUCKIN BRAIN I DON'T TALK TO YOU RAPPERS 'CAUSE I THINK YOU'RE ALL FUCKIN LAME I'M THE SHIT SO FUCK WHAT YOU THINK BUT IF YOU THINK THAT I'M THE SHIT TOO THEN LETS GO GET A DRINK YOU CAN TALK ABOUT MY RAP, HOW IT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHIT TO SING AND HOW YOUR DAD TELLS YOU TO TURN IT DOWN BY 10:15, RIGHT? I'M SO TIGHT, ADVERTISE MY SHIT LIKE "HE DON'T KNOW HIS OWN MIGHT!" DON'T PASS ME SHIT, I BROUGHT MY OWN MIC AND I'MA HOLD IT THE WHOLE NIGHT, SO HOLD TIGHT ONLY WRITE MY RAPS IN ALL CAPS & BOLD TYPE ME & YOU AIN'T EVEN IN THE SAME LEAGUE WE DON'T COMPETE SNEAK IN WHILE YOU SLEEPIN N LEAVE YOU LEAKIN BENEATH YOUR SHEETS WE DON'T SPEAK TO POLICE, DON'T EVEN ASK ME STAY CLASSY, ONLY CUFFS INVOLVED IF I'M DOIN THE NASTY GARBAGE ASS RAPPERS, ALL THESE YOUNG WHITE ASPIES BLOWIN UP MY FUCKIN MESSAGES, "YO COLLAB G?" NO WE CAN ONLY SPEAK IF YOU'RE DOPE IF YOUR FLOW'S ON POINT AND YOUR SPEECH ISN'T BROKE IF YOUR BEATS AIN'T A JOKE YOU DON'T CHOKE AT THE SHOW MEET THOSE REQUIREMENTS, INQUIRE AND I'LL STILL SAY NO 'CAUSE YOU STILL AIN'T ME, AND I'M THE GREATEST TELL ME I'M THE BEST AND I'LL TELL YOU THAT'S UNDERRATED FUCK WHAT YOU SAYIN & FUCK WHERE YOU STAYIN I ONLY SPEND MY TIME IN ROOMS LOOK LIKE THE FINEST IN VEGAS YES, YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S ENTIRE PLAYLIST AND YOU AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT BUT STAY PISSED I NEVER AIM BUT I AIN'T MISSED EVERY STRAY HITS GO APESHIT OVER BASS KICKS NO FAKE TRICKS THIS IS BASED SHIT SO THANK THE BASEDGOD GET A DAY JOB, RAPPIN AIN'T YOUR GAME, DOGG I KNOW THAT'S PROBABLY DIFFICULT TO HEAR BUT STAY STRONG IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT, BLAME YOUR PARENTS, YOU WERE MADE WRONG SPIT FLAMES LIKE I'M PLAYIN WITH NAPALM STAY CALM, I'MA SAVE THE DAY, JUST HANG ON ALREADY WON THE MATCH BEFORE THE BELL RANG ALL WHITE MARBLE TILE FLOOR LOOK LIKE THE CELL GAMES

DON'T EVER GET IT TWISTED THIS A MIXTURE OF MAGIC & MASTERY OF LINGUISTICS IT'S BIG BUSINESS, BIG FISTS ON MY WRISTS WHEN I GRIP THIS MIC TO SPIT IT CAN I PLEASE GET A WITNESS? GET IT FOCUSED, KNOWN THAT JOEY'S THE DOPEST FROM THE JUMP, EVEN BACK WHEN I WAS ON THAT LAB COAT SHIT RIDICULOUS 2, ADMIT IT, IT'S TRUE MIXTAPE OF EVERY YEAR UNTIL I DROP MY NEXT MIXTAPE THINkIN YOU'RE THE SHIT, BUT YOUR SHIT AIN'T SPLIT TAKES, BITCH SNAKES GET DEALT WITH I DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, LIGHT TNT WITH MY BREATH AND HAVE A BLAST DROP A GUILLOTINE ON YOUR NECK IF YOU SEE ME OUTSIDE THE NET THEN YOU BETTER BE SLAPPIN HANDS THE SPECTACULAR, RAP DRACULA SPITTIN NASTY VERNACULAR GNASH AN ATTACKER'S SCAPULA MASSACRE HALF OF THE DAMN PLANET YALL ARE SOME AMATEURS, THESE RAPS PACKED WITH MAGMA DOCKED ALL MY STATS IN TO STRENGTH, SPEED AND STAMINA THAT SHIT'S A BIT TOO HOT TO HANDLE BRUH AND EVERY TIME I ROCK I START BREATHIN FIRE LIKE GAMERA NO PAPARAZZI, I STOMPED OUT ALL OF THE CAMERAS MASTERED THE ART OF WAR, NOW I'M SLAPPIN ANY COMPETITORS EVERY VERSE SEEM LIKE GODDAMN PERFECTION I'M A GODDAMN LEGEND I DROP A TAPE AND YOUR PROJECT'S ENDING DON'T BOX ME WITHOUT PROTECTION FOR YOUR FACE AND MID-SECTION POP OFF WHEN I SQUEEZE YOUR NECK, BODY PARTS IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS SO PARDON ME, I'M THE BEST ANY QUESTIONS? MY ANSWER'S DEATH I'MA LAUGH WHILE YOU GASP FOR BREATH DON'T CONSIDER THIS SHIT AS THREATS I'M THE RIDDLER AND THE QUESTION IS WHO AM I DROPPIN NEXT? EVERYBODY, YOU STUPID LOSERS STAND AROUND ME YOU'RE DEAD WHOLE CLIQUE COME EQUIPPED WITH APOCALYPTIC INTENT THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS I'M OFF THE WHEELS, OVER THE FENCE NO LANDING GEAR ON MY JETS, I JUST HOTBOX THEN EJECT LAND CENTER TARGET IN A TUX, CLEAR MY VOICE I GRAB THE MIC AND SAY "I DON'T SMOKE WEED WITH FUCKBOYS" THEN I'M OUT

YUP BEEN THE SHIT SINCE MY DOG WAS A PUP (REST IN PEACE) SONGS ON THE NET, THE NET GOBBLED EM UP BECAUSE I ALWAYS MAKE GOLD OUT OF ALL THAT I TOUCH WITH THE MIC IN THE CLUTCH TOUCH DOWN, ON SIGHT CROWDS LIVENING UP, LIKE… OF COURSE BEEN SICK SINCE KIDS ON THE PORCH KICK FLIPS ON INVISIBLE BOARDS AND EVERY SINGLE THING I DO LOOK LIKE I DID IT BEFORE YOU CAN CATCH ME IN A CAPE WITH A SWORD I'M TAKING BROAD SWINGS, WHOLE TEAM'S READY FOR WAR IT'S THE BEST OF THE BEST ASSEMBLED, KEEP TRACK OF THE SCORE YOU IN THE PRESENCE OF THE GENERAL, PUT YOUR HEAD TO THE FLOOR I GOT THE FRESHEST DECOR, BUNK BED FOR NO REASON, MATTRESS SIT ON THE FLOOR WHITE BOARD ON THE DOOR WITH A NON-FUNCTIONING LOCK BROKEN IPOD DOCK BANNERS WITH BANDS I DON'T LISTEN TO ANYMORE NEVER HAD A SHELF FOR AWARDS BLUE RIBBON FOR FIRST PLACE, DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I GOT IT FOR YEA, I KNEW THAT EVERYBODY WONDERING WHEN I'M GETTING A NEW HAT TOO BAD, KEEP IT FORWARD, I NEVER MOVE BACK MONOPOLY OWNING PROPERTIES WHEREVER YOU LAND SO BETTER YOUR PLANS, YOU DON'T STAND A GHOST OF A CHANCE YO, I COME FROM A SARCOPHAGUS THAT ROSE FROM THE SAND, DAMN YES, I KNOW WITH THE FLOW LIKE SOLOS THAT HENDRIX WROTE THE LYRICS IN THE PHONE 'CAUSE EVERY TIME I SCRIBBLE "YO" THE PEN EXPLODES STAINS SPELLING OUT EXPLETIVES, EXCELLENCE, EVERY VERSE IS DOPE FUCK A BRIDGE, I'MA BURN THE ROPES NO CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF MY MOUNTAIN PAST THE CIRCLE OF SMOKE WHERE I RESIDE AT THE PEAK, IN A CIRCLE OF STONES THREE CANDLES ON THE ROCKS, WHILE I WRITE THESE POEMS IN A PAIR OF SOCKS, I LEFT THE NIKES HOME YALL ARE HOLDING OUT, HOPING A FUCK MIGHT BE SHOWN BUT I DON'T THINK I'VE GIVEN ONE SINCE I WAS NINE YEARS OLD THE BEATS HOT, BUT THE RHYMES SO COLD AND I NEVER ATTEND EVENTS, SEND MY ROBOT CLONES LIVE FEED OF MY VOICE FROM THE WIFI FOR SHOWS, SO... NO SHIT GO BIG, GO HOME, OR BLOW DICKS MUSIC MADE ME MONEY, COULD BOAST I'M SO RICH BUT YOU COULD PROBABLY BRAG BETTER IF YOU CHOSE TO BLOW DICKS THAT'S UNFORTUNATE, EVERY BEAT I WRECK I STICK A FORK IN IT I'M IN ORBIT & YOU AIN'T GOTTA QUESTION WHO THE FORCE IS WITH I'M TALKING WARS AGAIN, LIGHTSABERS, EXPLOSIONS AND LAST SECOND, I'M ESCAPING BLASTS IN MY FLOATING WHIP WHEN I WALK IN TO THE PARTY PEOPLE NOTICE IT WHERE THE WEED AT? BRING IT TO ME, I WILL SMOKE THAT SHIT YES I DID SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL EM WHO THE EFF I IS I AM NICKI MINAJ