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THE BEAT'S FROM RICK ROSS'S THE DEVIL IS A LIE REPRODUCED BY IDBEATZ

LISTEN DUDE, HERE'S THE TRUTH
IF YOUR TAPE AIN'T RIDICULOUS 2 THEN I ASSUME IT'S TRASH
AND EVERY VIEW THAT I HAVE IS A PROVEN FACT
SO THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE WACK AND THERE AIN'T SHIT YOU CAN DO WITH THAT
IT'S SIMPLE YOU FUCKIN IDIOT DO THE MATH
YOUR BARS COULD NEVER POSSIBLY EQUAL UP TO MY NEWER RAPS
ONLY DRINK MY WINE WHILE LISTENING TO SMOOTH JAZZ
SUPLEX A LOSER & LEAVE HIM LOOPY LIKE A TOUCAN
MOVE BACK, SUPER SAIYAN WITH THE NEW TRACKS
GOKU FLOW KNOWN TO SHOOT BLASTS WITH TWO HANDS
MASTER STRATEGIST IN ACTION WITH A NEW PLAN
CONSTANTLY SAYIN SHIT THAT GOT THE PEOPLE LIKE "WOOOO DAMN!!!"
AND THAT'S THE APPROPRIATE REACTION
I'M DOPER WITH THE VOCALS THAN YOU BASTARDS, I'M THE CHAMPION
HEAVYWEIGHT, Y'ALL DON'T WANNA MAKE ME PUT YHE HANDS TO YA
LEFT HOOKS AND UPPERCUTS TO YOUR GUT DRAINING YOUR STAMINA
QUICK COMBINATION
LAY YOU OUT AND YOU AIN'T STANDING UP
THAT'S THE 10 COUNT, AND NOW THEY'RE CALLING FOR THE AMBULANCE
THEY'RE SAYING YOUR BODY JUST COULDN'T HANDLE IT
MEANWHILE, I'M CENTER RING WITH MY HANDS UP, STILL THE CHAMPION
EVERYONE LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON
MY HANDS HAD TO BE REGISTERED AS WEAPONS
SO I DISAPPEARED AND WENT OFF THE GRID
NOW I'M BACK, PEEP THE SILHOUETTE, DRIPPING BLOOD FROM THE FIST

IT'S NOTHIN I BEEN ONE-UPPIN YOU FUCKIN LAMES
I'M #1 AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NEVER ANOTHER NAME
LISTEN CLOSE SO YOU CAN YELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYIN
SMOKE GOOD WEED BITCH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE FUCKIN STRAIN

MOTHAFUCKA I'M RIGHT HERE
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE EIGHT TIMES, I DON'T FIGHT FAIR
RAPPERS PLEAD FOR FORGIVENESS ON THAT OFF CHANCE THAT I MIGHT CARE
BUT ALL I DO IS SHOW UP AND THEY PISSIN IN THEIR NIGHT GEAR
EVEN A MINOR BEEF HAVE EM WATCHING THEIR BACK FOR FIVE YEARS
GOT EM SHOOK AND OBSESSIVELY CHECKING THE REAR AND THE SIDE MIRRORS
IF YOU SEARCHIN FOR THE MIC THEN THE MIC'S HERE
YOU SLOPPY LIKE A TINY WHITE GIRL ON HER NINTH BEER
YOU MIGHT BE NICE BUT I'M NICER
THE RHYMES TIGHTER THAN WINTER WIRES
BUT EVERY LINE IS ON FIRE
SO HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU'RE DOPER THAN I AM?
I COULD TURN YOU TO DISTANT MEMORIES AND MOMENTS OF
SILENCE
THE WORLD'S FINEST
BEEN KNOWN TO HURL TITANS
SHOULDERTOSS A LEVIATHAN
LIKE "DAMN I AIN'T EVEN ACTUALLY STARTED TRYIN YET"
ENTIRE TIME I RAP YOU LIKE "HOW THAT MIC AIN'T ON FIRE YET?"
CAN'T MAKE IT ON MY RADAR CONSIDERED LESS THAN A MINOR THREAT
SO YOU CAN KEEP SPENDING YOUR TIME BEING JEALOUS ABOUT HOW I RHYME THE BEST
PICK BEEF AND THE LAST YOU'LL SEE IS YOUR HEART IN MY HAND OUTSIDE YOUR CHEST
SURPRISE, YOU'RE DEAD
YOU FUCKED UP DUMMY, OOPS UPSIDE YA HEAD
YOU THE TYPE TO DIAL THE FEDS
YOU LOSE. CAUSE WHY? I'M THE BEST
WE GATHERED TONIGHT WITH PLANS TO MAKE HISTORY
I'M NUMBER ONE, THERE'S NO NUMBER TWO 'CAUSE RAPPERS AIN'T SHIT TO ME
RIDICULOUS 2, AND IT'S NEVER BORING
LIKE THIS IS SPACE JAM 2 EXCEPT JOEY Z MICHAEL JORDAN

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from RIDICULOUS 2: THE RISE OF THE CHAMPION, released February 13, 2014

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