I HAD A BEARD BUT I SHAVED TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE
I NEED TO GO TO I'M THE FUCKIN BEST ANONYMOUS
YOU AIN'T SHIT WITH THE TONGUE-TWISTERS SO SWALLOW IT
I'M A MIXTURE OF ALL OF THE HOTTEST SHIT SINCE PAC & BIG
THAT'S WHY RIDICULOUS 2 IS THE TAPE YOU GOT TO GET
AND JOEY Z'S THE LEADER, IF YOU SEE HIM YOU SHOULD FOLLOW HIM
IF THERE'S A RIOT THEN IT'S GUARANTEED I STARTED IT
THE FUCKIN CHAMPION WITH THE HEART TO WIN AND THE SHARPEST WIT
NOW BRING THE ORGANS IN
AND THE MINUTE OPPOSITION IS FINISHED I STICK A FORK IN EM
EVERY SINGLE MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 'CAUSE I WAS BORN TO WIN
SPACE JAM 2, PEEP THE CAST AND TELL ME WHO JORDAN IS
JOEY Z IS JORDAN. DAMN!!
AND IT'S THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER
5 STARS, 2 THUMBS UP, REMEMBERED FOREVER
REGARDED AS A CLASSIC, IT'S THE NEW STANDARD MEASURE
2 HANDS UP, GOLD BELT WITH THE BLACK LEATHER
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP IN A MANSION WITH STACKED CHEDDAR
BEEN READY TO TAKE MY STANCE AS THE CHAMPION, BEST EVER
THE TREND SETTER, YOU GET F'S WITH THE RED LETTER
YOU COULD NEVER TAKE MY STYLE, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE LESS CLEVER
THE ONLY ADVICE THAT I CAN GIVE TO YOU IS GET BETTER
BUT I'LL ALWAYS BE WAY MORE FRESHER WITH WAY LESS EFFORT
WHEN I'M FINISHED CARRY BEATS OUT ON A STRETCHER
HIDDEN IN MY LYRICS FIND THE COORDINATES TO SECRET TREASURE
NO X ON THE SPOT, REMEMBER Z'S THE LETTER
YOU GOTTA BE CLEVER IF YOU WANNA BE A REAL CONTENDER
WE KNOW YOU'RE TRYIN BUT THE TRUTH IS NO ONE FEELS YOUR EFFORTS
SOUNDED KINDA TIGHT BUT JOEY Z HAS ALWAYS DONE IT BETTER
WATCHED ADULT SWIM WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, NO KIDS IN THE POOL
AQUA TEEN, MY FORCE HUNGRY, BETTER BRING EM SOME FOOD
I BECAME A SCHOLAR, DIDN'T BOTHER FINISHING SCHOOL
I'MA SING YOU THROUGH THE MONIKERS OF RIDICULOUS 2

IT'S THE RISE OF THE CHAMPION
2 RIDICULOUS
2020 4/20 4EVER
BLOOD OF THE SKELETON KING
THE BEST TAPE EVER
IT'S SPACE JAM 2 AND I'M MICHAEL JORDAN