[THE DEADMAN'S INTRO] START & GO, GET MOVING GRAB THE BALL & ROLL FILL IN THE SYLLABLES WITH SYNONYMS STAY HARD AS STONE MY DOPEST RAP FLOWS AND SCHEMES BREAKIN HEART AND SOUL I'M CLOSE TO LEAVING, GOING BACK HOME AND MAKIN MARIOS I CAN'T RAP TODAY I WANNA SLEEP FOR HALF A DAY WAKE UP SMOKE A BUNCH OF WEED AND WATCH AN ANIME LOOK AT MY PHONE THE WHOLE TIME SHUT IT OFF TO GO COMPLAIN ONLINE LIKE HERE'S THE FACTS YALL, THAT WAS TRASH I'M JUST TRYNA GET THE FANS MAD GIVE ME AND MY BASED BOYS SOMETHIN TO LAUGH AT FLASH BACK TO ME BACK AT MAMA AND DAD'S PAD TAPPING OUT BEATS ON MY LAPTOP TRACKPAD TRYING TO RAP FAST [CHAD WARDEN!!!] RETURN MY BODY TO THE OCEAN THEN A HUNDRED YEARS LATER I'M BACK ON THE SURFACE CHOKIN LAUGHING UP WATER AND MAD THAT IT ISN'T OVER THEN I'M GETTIN UP GETTIN DOWN GOIN OVER GOIN UNDERGROUND TO DO A RAP PERFORMANCE BLOW THE ROOF OFF SHATTER THE GLASS, IT'S LIKE JORDAN ON THE BACKBOARDS RAP TOUR TRAVEL ROUND THE WORLD CRACKIN JOKES AND DROPPIN MONEY ON THE FLOOR JUST LEAVING IT THERE i'M CHAD WARDEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING EVER YOU'RE NOT ME, YOU'RE NOT AS WITTY OR CLEVER MY VERSES AIMLESS LIKE I DUNNO WHERE TO GO NEXT END UP KURT ANGLE, A MEDAL HANGED FROM A BROKE NECK TURN THE TABLES TO THE LEFT UNTIL THEY'RE FACIN TOWARD THE KITCHEN LET ME LOOK AT THE CHEFS AS THEY'RE COOKING UP DINNER I'M SNIFFING BEAUTIFUL SCENTS SIPPING EXPENSIVE DRINKS WITH MY FRIENDS LIKE "THIS IS THE END!!!"

YOU HEAR THE NEEDLE DROPPIN ON THE RECORD I HEAR THE PEOPLE, THEY NEED ME NOW MORE THAN EVER SO ME AND VARIANT GOT BACK TOGETHER FOLLOW ME IT'S JOEY Z'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE I'M JOTARO WITH THE OVERCOATS YOU SEE I GOT THE EMBLEMS GOLD CHAIN TYPE OF NECKLACE NO SHAME, I'M A LEGEND DUMB HAT WITH NO BACK, WILD AND RECKLESS I'M KINDA LOW EFFORT UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND, I THROW ECHOES ABOUT TO GO VENTO NAME FITS WITH THE FAMILY I'M SO SPECIAL SO GET WITH THE PROGRAM OR DON'T WHATEVER I'M JOEY, YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW THE LETTER YOUR BEST EFFORTS CAN'T MATCH WITH THE STUFF THAT I DON'T REMEMBER I THINK I'M SO CLEVER ANIME SUCKS BUT IF YOU SMOKE WEED IT'S BETTER I'M SO HIGH I'VE ASCENDED FROM YALL THIS EVENT'S TO BE REMEMBERED ALL MY ADVENTURES BIZARRE I'M JUST WELCOMING YALL LIKE "HERE'S ANOTHER ONE" I'M COMING WITH INCREDIBLE BARS I'M SO SERIOUS YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME YOU BETTER STAY CLOSE MY ADVENTURES ARE SO OUTLANDISH SMOKE & CHILLIN I CAN'T COMMIT TO ANYTHING BUT JOKES & WOMEN FLOWS & RHYTHM I'M AT HOME STONED FOR DINNER ALONE AND MISERABLE WHEN I HIT YOU WITH THAT FIGURE FOUR CHOKEHOLD I'M SO RELENTLESS BUT THAT'S FOR THE NEXT TAPE, YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO GET IT YOUR DUDE IS BACK AND YOU KNOW THAT I'M HOME I'M SAT BACK FEET UP LAUGHING, IGNORING MY PHONE SPINNING JAZZ RECORDS SIPPING ON FINE GLASSES OF SMOKE I DOME DABS THAT'D MAKE A VETERAN CHOKE AND PUT THE RECORDS ON SLOW THAT'S HOW I GET IN MY ZONE TO GIVE YOU A GLIMPSE OF THE DOPE DO EVERYTHING LIKE I DID IT BEFORE IT'S JOEY Z CHRISTMAS A SPECIAL ADVENTURE I CHANGED CLOTHES AND EVERYTHING WE ADDED SNOW BUT WHATEVER IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE EPISODE THAT'S TELEVISION TREASURE R.I.P. TO SEAN P CAUSE HE'S THE BEST FOREVER [SEAN P!!!] I ONLY SPEAK FACTS AND THE TRUTH AND EXAMPLE FOR YOUTHS LIKE "HEY KIDS, RAPPIN IS COOL AND IF YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN RAP THEN JUST PRACTICE IN SCHOOL BUT NEVER PLAY YOURSELF KIDS, IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU DON'T MESS UP PLAY IT SMART DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF, JUST PLAY YOUR PART BUT IF YOU AIN'T JOEY Z YOU PROBABLY AIN'T GOT BARS ALL MY ADVENTURES BIZARRE THE NEXT EPISODE'S ON LETS GO

ROWDY AFTERNOONS HOWLING AT THE MOONS CLAPPING, CROONING HOURS STANDING MOVING TO SOUNDS OF SAMPLED TUNES A BAG OF BLUE PASS AROUND THEM MATCHSTICKS, WE GOT BAD TO DO LAUGH UNTIL WE HAVE TO PUKE LAUGH LIKE WE'RE FROM MATTRESSED ROOMS THERES HALF FOR ME AND HALF FOR YOU I SPLATTER PAINT ON CANVASES THROUGH RAPPER WAYS I'M RAPPING DUDE LIKE TWO RAPPERS WHO GOT SLAPPED TOGETHER AFTER GLUE I'LL BATTLE RAP THE MIRROR UNTIL THE LOSER'S IN TEARS THEN PUNCH HIM TO PROVE HE AIN'T SHATTER PROOF OR WHATEVER I HAVE TO DO I COULD SCREAM FOR MY STAND TO COME AFTER YOU BUT IF YOU'RE BAD AT MUSIC CATCH ME SCREECHING BY LIKE FALCON SWOOPS MOUNTAIN VIEWS YOU SEE ME NO BINOCS LIKE I'M SURROUNDING YOU A THOUSAND DUDES A THOUSAND JOEY ZS ABOUT TO SHOUT ON YOU EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD AND I'M ABOUT IT TOO ALL MY TEARS FOR FEARS IN MY MIND'S EYE THERE'S A FOUNTAIN SPEWING DOUBT AND GLOOM THAT'S LOOMING IN THE WAY OF STUFF I'M BOUND TO DO IT'S ROUND WE GO AGAIN, BUT WE CAN WORK IT OUT I PROMISE YOU I'LL ADMIT THAT LIFE'S AS BAD AS IT'S BEAUTIFUL LIGHT CANDLES FOR DEAD FRIENDS CAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND THROUGH A FUNERAL JUST GO BACK TO THE MUSIC I'M STILL GOING BACK TO THE MUSIC BECAUSE I HAVE TO I DON'T CARE ABOUT MUCH BUT A BUNCH OF WORDS A COUPLE OF GIRLS SOME BOYS CASH DRUGS AND THE WORLD BUT ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE MUSIC THROUGH ALL THE STATIC AND CONFUSION I STILL DO IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO AND IF I'M SOBER THERE'S NO WAY I'M SHOWIN UP OVER THE GAMES MOST OF EM BROKEN SO WHAT IF I'M CLOSE? I AIN'T DONE TIL I'VE TOTALLY TOTALLED EM I WANNA BE DOPE LIKE RED OR HOV MEF OR GHOST WHICHEVER ONE I WANNA BE NORMAL AGAIN BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW IF I EVER WAS I THINK THAT MY HEAD'S FULL OF SMOKE MY ONLY REGRET IS I DIDN'T BRING ENDLESS DRUGS HOW DO YOU MEASURE YOUR JOKES? BY THE LAUGHTER IT GETS? OR THE FEAR IN THEIR RETINAS? DEATH FROM ABOVE SENT VIA MESSENGER DOVE TO A TREACHEROUS FRIEND WHO WAS LOVED BUT APPARENTLY SUCKED BY MY ESTIMATES GUESS THEY WERE SCUM UNDERCOVER AS SOMEONE TO TRUST I'LL BE YOUR DEVIL, WHATEVER YOU WANT I'LL SINK TO YOUR LEVEL I'VE CREEPED THROUGH YOUR DEPTHS OF DISGUST MESSED EVERYTHING UP AND THEN SKIPPED ALL THE LESSONS FOR FUN WITH AN EFFORTLESS SHRUG REGRET IT FOR WHAT? LIFE'S JOKES BUT THEY AIN'T ALL BAD SUDDENLY I RETURN LIKE SHANE O' MAC AND I BEAT THE MACHINES THANKS FOR WAITING YALL, IT WAS ALL ME I FELT BAD FOR THE WAIT SO I WENT AHEAD AND MADE A COUPLE TRACKS IN A DAY JUST TO SAY "GREAT NEWS YALL, JOEY Z IS BACK!!" HE'S BACK? HE'S BACK I'M BACK FROM THE GRAVE GET IN CHECK I'M BOUT TO GRAB MY CRYSTAL BALL AND I'M LOGGIN ON TO THE INTERNET SLAUGHTER YOU ON ALL OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND FINISH WITH A ROAST ON YOUR POST ABOUT HOW YOU FISH IS DEAD WITH THE VICIOUSNESS AND I LIED, I AIN'T FINISHED YET I'M GONNA GO THROUGH YOUR PICTURES YET I'M GONNA MAKE FUN OF YOUR HAIRCUT WAIT NEVERMIND I'M BLOCKED NOW I USED TO EXCHANGE ALL MY THOUGHTS AND ENGAGE IN WHAT SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL "THOUGHTFUL DEBATE" THEN I GOT TOO HIGH AND FORGOT HOW TO THINK SO NOW I MAKE MEMES OVER CROPPED OUT FACES AND THAT'S IT I'M THE GREATEST THIS TAPE'S RIDICULOUS 3 IT'S A CAPER I MADE ALL THESE SONGS FOR NO RAISINS AND YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME BEFORE I DISSIPATE TO VAPORS

I'M NOT EVEN HERE, I'M OFF THE RECORD BOOKS THE MOST NONSENSICAL OFF-OF-THE-WALL ADVENTURER LOST IT ALL AND VENTURED OUT ALONE IN THE DARK AND ALL I GOT FOR MY TROUBLES WERE SOME EARRINGS OF BROKE IN HALF HEARTS? BUT I'M A FAN AS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC AND AS A MAN I WANNA BE IMPORTANT SO BAD BUT I JUST CAN'T I'M ON AN ABNORMAL JOURNEY TO THE SUN AND BACK STOPPIN AT EVERY PLACE IN BETWEEN TO SEE WHERE THE LOVE IS AT BUT I KEEP FINDING SADNESS AND BAD HABITS EVERY GIRL I YEARNED FOR DESERVED MORE THAN I HAD TO GIVE HER I'M SO STUPID FOR OVER HALF OF IT I WAS DAMAGED BUT DON'T PANIC I'M BACK LIKE KAKYOIN A HIEROPHANT AFTER TAKING A MASSIVE DAB OF GREEN SOLVING EVERY PROBLEM BUT MY OWN UNTIL I HAVE SOME MEANING UNTIL MY HANDS ARE CLEAN I KNOW I'VE BEEN A SINNER IN THE PAST, I MEAN I KNOW MY SINS ARE UNFORGIVABLE BUT I CAN'T HELP IT I ASK FOR CHANCES CAUSE I'M SELFISH BACK AGAINST A WALL I'M SO HELPLESS, BUT THAT'S WHAT I GET PLEASE DON'T FOLLOW ME I'M NO GOOD I'LL ONLY TAKE YOU TO PLACES THAT YOU DON'T WANNA SEE I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THE OFFER IT'S MY FAULT CAUSE I'M AWFUL ALL OF MY QUESTS SO ODD AND AWKWARD PLEASE DON'T TURN BACK WHEN I LET YOU GO BEFORE I'M GONE FOR GOOD I WANNA LET YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS HERE IF YOU'LL ACCEPT ME AND I MEAN IT ALL FOREVER JOEY Z'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE IT'S A SEQUEL, NOT THE FIRST ONE AND THIS TIME WE'VE GOT A COUPLE DRACULAS THAT THIRST BLOOD THEY'RE NOT IMAGINARY STUPID THAT'S YOUR FIRST LOVE TURNS OUT IT WASN'T HOW YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HURTS HUH? SUCK IT UP YOU'LL ADJUST TO IT EACH TIME IT'S A TEENY TINY BIT EASIER TO STOMACH IT I'M FEELIN LIKE THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE I NEED CONSTANT AFFECTION JUST TO SURVIVE? i GOT A DEATHWISH MESSIN AROUND WITH LOVE AGAIN AND I KNOW THAT TO SOME I'VE KNOWN AS JOEY Z JOESTAR BLOWIN SMOKE, BREATHING IN RIPPLE ENERGY GO HARD IN PURSUIT OF ATTENTION I'LL TRADE YOU DOPE BARS YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A DUDE WITH NO HEART GET A GOOD LOOK YALL TIME'S TICKING THERE'S A LIMIT UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE MY DOG LIKE IGGY I'M SO FOOLISH I'M ONLY HERE TO AMUSE YOU LIKE THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO WHERE THE DUDE THREW THE DOVE AT THE FUNERAL I'M THE HARDEST RAPPER AND I'M THE HARDEST AFTER I'MA BE THE THIRD ONE TOO IF THAT'S ALLOWED TO HAPPEN I FOUND RAP AND NOW I DO IT FOR THE WORLD I'M TRYING TO FREEZE TIME ON ME AND THIS GIRL BUT I'M BEGGING HER LIKE. . . PLEASE

TONIGHT I'M TRYNA DANCE UNTIL THE LIQUOR'S LOW THEN GET SOME MORE AND DRINK UNTIL I'M LAUGHING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR LISTEN I DO THIS FOR MY PRETTY BOYS AND PRETTY GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD ALL THOSE GORGEOUS PEOPLE OUT THERE IT'S LIKE, DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL ANGEL ALL I SEE IS ALL THESE DEMON WINGS WITH FLAMING HALOS I DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL OR HEAVEN NO I'M SO UNFAITHFUL A DOSE OF GREEN TO THE FACE & GO TO SLEEP IF I'M ABLE TO NOPE GOOD JOKE I STILL GOT IT THE ILL PROJECTS THE REAL PHONICS YALL SHOULD LEARN FROM ME STUDY THE WORD STRUCTURE TAKE NOTES ON THE PROSE LISTEN TO REDMAN AND HOV LISTEN TO PROS LISTEN TO ME!!! THAT'S PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT I USED TO BE RAPPING OVER DISTORTION BUT I CAME UP I CHANGED IT ALL BUT I'M THE SAME AS DAY 1 I STAYED DUMB AND PLAYED ROUGH UNTIL EVERYONE QUIT THE GAME I WON YOU AIN'T CLICK THAT BLUE THUMB WHO'S UP? YOU WAS, DUDE YOU LIED I HIT THAT "MUDA MUDA MUDA" DUDE YOU LOSE THE FIGHT YOUR SHOES ARE LONG AND YOUR PANTS SAG TO YOUR KNEES WITH YOUR STAINED BAGGY T'S YOU RAP BADLY TO YOUR BEATS WHO'S THE MAN? I KNOW YOU KNOW THE ANSWER, STUPID, DON'T ASK JOEY Z JOESTAR, THE TROPHIES IN BOTH HANDS MY STAND FLOATS IN FROZEN TIME AND GOES BEHIND MY FOE'S BACKS PSSST I WHISPERED ALL THESE RAPS INTO A STONE MASK OH MAN, OH MAN BUT DRACULAS DON'T RAP I JUST HAPPENED TO RHYME HALF OF THE TIME THAT I SPOKE FACTS THROWBACK LIKE I'M FILLED WITH REAL SUGAR THESE WHEELS ARE MOVING SO FAST I'M OFF LIKE 4 VYVANSE AND SOME POTENT DABS MOST RAPPERS QUIT BEFORE THEY LEARN TO RAP THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT I DIDN'T, LIKE WHO EVER HEARD OF THAT? NEVER QUESTION ME, YOU'RE MESSIN WITH THE WRONG GUY STEP TO ME, EXPECT SOME LONG LINES, YALL I'M OFFLINE

BACK WHEN I WAS BAD AT RAP I RAPPED FOR A PROFIT NOW I'M RAPPING WITH BOTH HANDS IN MY POCKETS BECAUSE THEY'RE EMPTY BUT FORGET IT EVERY BAR I EVER WROTE IS A JOKE BUT EVERY HEART IS EVER BROKE IS A POEM AND I GOT LOVE FOR EVERY ONE OF YOU I KNOW THERE'S NO REASON YOU SHOULD BELIEVE ME BUT I'LL SAY IT THE SAME AS I'VE SAID IT BEFORE A MESSAGE OF HOPE I'LL ETCH IT IN STONE SET FIRM ABOVE THE HEAD AND THE BONES AND WHEN I'M SIX UNDER GET IN DISCUSSIONS OF OVER WHETHER I'M G.O.A.T. OR JUST BETTER THAN MOST AT THE MINIMUM REMEMBER ME FOLKS OR DON'T JUST FORGET IT YES I DID, YES I DID SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL EM WHO THE EFF I IS IF I'M ANYBODY AT ALL, LEGLESS AND TRANSCENDING THE WALLS ROAMING THE HALLS FOR SOMEBODY TO HAUNT AND I'M GONE YES I CAN, YES I CAN NOW SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHO THE HELL I AM ANYBODY AT ALL, IF YOU HAVE ANY ANSWERS GIVE ME A CALL I'M SO TERRIFIED OF GETTING FORGOTTEN I'M GONE I'M A LITTLE BIT BIZARRE BUT I STILL GET THE RESULTS THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO HEART OF GOKU AND DRIVE LIKE TAKA MICHINOKU SOME ODD MIXTURE OF THOSE TWO OH MAN, OH MAN I'M JUST SO COOL OLD MAN JOSEPH TAKIN IT OLD SCHOOL ALL JOKING ASIDES, THERE'S THINGS TO GO THROUGH A WHOLE LOT OF STORES, THE MAJORITY ARE KNOWN FOR BEING UNUSUAL PECULIAR UNORTHODOX ECCENTRIC UNCONVENTIONAL EXTRAORDINARY BIZARRE THEY'RE MY ADVENTURES HOURS IN CARS DRIVING FOREVER WE CAN END UP WHEREVER WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD OR THE DISTANCE MEASURE THREE GOALS: STOP DRACULA FOREVER FIND VALUABLE TREASURES DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BREAK THE CURSE ON FAMILY MEMBERS TRY ANYTHING TWICE IF IT MIGHT MAKE ME BETTER I'LL FLY THROUGH RINGS OF FIRE USING GLUE, STICKS AND PIG FEATHERS STUPID THIS EPISODE'S DONE BUT TUNE IN NEXT TIME, I'LL APPARENTLY BE A WRESTLER