I'M NOT EVEN HERE, I'M OFF THE RECORD BOOKS
THE MOST NONSENSICAL OFF-OF-THE-WALL ADVENTURER
LOST IT ALL AND VENTURED OUT ALONE IN THE DARK
AND ALL I GOT FOR MY TROUBLES WERE SOME EARRINGS OF BROKE IN HALF HEARTS?
BUT I'M A FAN
AS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC AND AS A MAN
I WANNA BE IMPORTANT SO BAD BUT I JUST CAN'T
I'M ON AN ABNORMAL JOURNEY TO THE SUN AND BACK
STOPPIN AT EVERY PLACE IN BETWEEN TO SEE WHERE THE LOVE IS AT
BUT I KEEP FINDING SADNESS AND BAD HABITS
EVERY GIRL I YEARNED FOR DESERVED MORE THAN I HAD TO GIVE HER
I'M SO STUPID FOR OVER HALF OF IT
I WAS DAMAGED BUT DON'T PANIC
I'M BACK LIKE KAKYOIN
A HIEROPHANT AFTER TAKING A MASSIVE DAB OF GREEN
SOLVING EVERY PROBLEM BUT MY OWN UNTIL I HAVE SOME MEANING
UNTIL MY HANDS ARE CLEAN
I KNOW I'VE BEEN A SINNER IN THE PAST, I MEAN
I KNOW MY SINS ARE UNFORGIVABLE BUT I CAN'T HELP IT
I ASK FOR CHANCES CAUSE I'M SELFISH
BACK AGAINST A WALL I'M SO HELPLESS, BUT THAT'S WHAT I GET

PLEASE DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M NO GOOD
I'LL ONLY TAKE YOU TO PLACES THAT YOU DON'T WANNA SEE
I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THE OFFER
IT'S MY FAULT CAUSE I'M AWFUL
ALL OF MY QUESTS SO ODD AND AWKWARD
PLEASE DON'T TURN BACK WHEN I LET YOU GO
BEFORE I'M GONE FOR GOOD I WANNA LET YOU KNOW
I'M ALWAYS HERE IF YOU'LL ACCEPT ME
AND I MEAN IT ALL FOREVER
JOEY Z'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

IT'S A SEQUEL, NOT THE FIRST ONE
AND THIS TIME WE'VE GOT A COUPLE DRACULAS THAT THIRST BLOOD
THEY'RE NOT IMAGINARY STUPID
THAT'S YOUR FIRST LOVE
TURNS OUT IT WASN'T HOW YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
HURTS HUH?
SUCK IT UP
YOU'LL ADJUST TO IT
EACH TIME IT'S A TEENY TINY BIT EASIER TO STOMACH IT
I'M FEELIN LIKE THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE
I NEED CONSTANT AFFECTION JUST TO SURVIVE?
i GOT A DEATHWISH MESSIN AROUND WITH LOVE AGAIN
AND I KNOW THAT
TO SOME I'VE KNOWN AS JOEY Z JOESTAR
BLOWIN SMOKE, BREATHING IN RIPPLE ENERGY
GO HARD
IN PURSUIT OF ATTENTION I'LL TRADE YOU DOPE BARS
YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A DUDE WITH NO HEART
GET A GOOD LOOK YALL
TIME'S TICKING
THERE'S A LIMIT UNLESS OF COURSE YOU'RE MY DOG LIKE IGGY
I'M SO FOOLISH
I'M ONLY HERE TO AMUSE YOU
LIKE THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO WHERE THE DUDE THREW THE DOVE AT THE FUNERAL
I'M THE HARDEST RAPPER
AND I'M THE HARDEST AFTER
I'MA BE THE THIRD ONE TOO IF THAT'S ALLOWED TO HAPPEN
I FOUND RAP AND NOW I DO IT FOR THE WORLD
I'M TRYING TO FREEZE TIME ON ME AND THIS GIRL BUT I'M BEGGING HER LIKE. . .

PLEASE