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Episode IV: The Cell Games

by Joey Z & Big FAKE

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EVERYBODY RAPS ABOUT THE SAME SHIT THAT INCLUDES RAP ABOUT HOW RAP IS ALL THE SAME SHIT HAD TO LOSE A COUPLE OF DUDES THAT I USED TO HANG WITH THEY SAY I'M ACTIN DIFFERENT BUT I'M STILL SPITTIN THE SAME SHIT SO I DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK THEY BEEN TALKIN BOUT TRY TO SPEAK ON MYSELF AND MY MUSIC AFTER OUR FALLIN OUT IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE SALTY CAUSE THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN WHAT YALL ABOUT WE ALWAYS SAID THAT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, SO WHY YOU BAWLIN NOW? YOU DON'T KNOW ME WE AIN'T HOMIES DON'T WANNA TALK IT OUT YOU DON'T WANNA DANCE DUMMY BETTER BACK UP AND WALK IT OUT WANNA ACT HARD BUT ALL YOUR HARDNESS COME OUT YOUR MOUTH FIND IT IN THE PILE WITH YOUR TEETH RIGHT AFTER I KNOCK EM OUT TRULY, NOT ONE OF YOU DUDES IS SHIT TO ME YOU'RE HISTORY I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HOW YOU MISSIN ME YOU WANTED ON MY TEAM? THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ACTED TWISTEDLY I NEVER WORE A MASK, DOGG I'M NOT A FUCKIN MYSTERY FROM THE BEGINNING MY INTENTIONS WERE CLEAR I FUCKIN RAP HOW YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE? I'M THE BEST BUT GETTIN BETTER STILL MY GRIND FOR THE YEAR HYPERBOLIC TIME CHAMBER WITH A MIC & A MIRROR THE WAY I RAP? MAKE IT SOUND LIKE GOKU MY DADDY FOR REAL I READ YOUR PATTERNS FAM & HONESTLY YOU'RE LACKIN IN SKILL DAMN DUDE MIGHT WANNA STEP UP OUT THE BATTLIN FIELD I'VE HAD IT TO HERE CAUSIN DAMAGE, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BILL DUMMIES WANNA THINK I WON'T BUT GODDAMNIT I WILL THE LAST SUPER SAIYAN RAPPER, HAD THE REST OF EM KILLED THE LAST DUDE WHO TRIED TO PLAY ME CAUGHT A BAT TO THE GRILL THAT'S A HOME RUN HIS HOMIES CHASIN AFTER HIM STILL THE PEOPLE NEED A CHAMP, SO I GOT EM GOT NO ROOM FOR LOSERS, SO I LEFT EM ALL AT THE BOTTOM IF I CUT YOU OUT THE PICTURE IT'S CAUSE YOU CAUSIN ME PROBLEMS I AIN'T HOV, I STAY LOW GET ABOVE 10, I DROP EM BUT I'M STILL RAPPIN BOUT THE SAME SHIT THIS THAT "FUCK YOU AND THAT UGLY HORSE THAT YOU CAME WITH" THIS THAT "WHAT DUDE? I DON'T EVEN HEAR WHAT YOU SAY" SHIT DON'T BOTHER TO TALK TO ME, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THAT YOU PLAYED THIS
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NO FATHER TO THE STYLE THE BASTARD, HE'S DICK DASTARDLY WACKILY MOVES THE CROWDS DAMN DUDE HANDLE MY BUSINESS LIKE I CAME FROM THE SOUTH KICK THE TABLE (BLAOW!!) THEN LIGHT ANOTHER SPLIFF AND I'M OUT WOW FUCKIN AMAZING HOW DOES HE DO IT? WHAT YOU SAYIN? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOU LOSIN I'M BOUND FOR THE MOON AND I'M FEELIN LIKE I'M DOWN FOR THE FUTURE THE SOUND OF DOOM I USE ALL CAPS TOO (THAT'S SUPER!!) THIS THE GENESIS, A LAND OF CONFUSION INVISIBLE TOUCH LIKE PHANTOM HANDS HE'S HALF OF A HUMAN HALF OF A MUTANT HALF OF A CHAMP AND HALF OF A LOSER HALF OF HIM'S SMART THE OTHER HALF OF HIM'S STUPID BUT YOU GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM HE'S SHOWN SOME VAST IMPROVEMENT USED TO ACT STUPID NOW I'M STANDIN ON THE RUINS RAPPERS ASK ME FOR ADVICE AND ALL I EVER TELL EM'S "DO IT" MAKE MUSIC USED TO BE A STUDENT TOO BUT NOW I'M TEACHIN ON THE NEW TAKE TWO SHIT BIG FAKE STOLE THE PIECES FOR THE BEAT AND THEN HE RAN WITH IT SCRAMBLED IT PUT IT TOGETHER NOW IT'S IMMACULATE BAR FOR BAR THE BEST BUT YALL CAN HARDLY GRASP THE HANDLE SHIT JOEY Z IN THE BALLROOM WITH THE CANDLE STICK BUT YOU FUCKIN LOSERS AIN'T GOT A CLUE COME AT ME WITH ACCUSATIONS OR WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO BUT TRUTHFULLY THE DIFFERENCE WITH ME AND YOU IS I'M ON THE MOVE WHILE YOU BEEN STUCK, ALWAYS THINKIN SHIT BUT NEVER FOLLOW THROUGH GOT SICK OF WAITIN ON THE DAY WHERE I'D SEE YALL IMPROVE IF YOU AIN'T MOVIN AT MY SPEED THEN I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU CAUSE I AIN'T SLOWIN DOWN FOR ANYONE GIDDY-UP MOTHAFUCKA YOU'RE GROWN GET OFF THE KIDDY STUFF MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH IF YOU WANT ME YOU CAN FIND ME CENTER RING, MY WRIST LIFTED UP ENTER THAT'S WHEN I STUNNER THE REF LOCK EYES WITH THE CHAMPION YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMIN UP NEXT DUMMY I AIN'T BASEDGOD BUT I'VE SEEN HIM IT MIGHT'VE BEEN A DREAM BUT REGARDLESS I STILL BELIEVED IT HE SPOKE TO ME HE TOLD ME "JOEY Z, YOU'VE GOTTA BEAT HIM" WHEN I ASKED HIM WHO HE MEANT ALL HE DID WAS SHOW ME A MIRROR SO I TOOK OFF A YEAR JUST TO FIGHT DEMONS WRITE LYRICS FIND MY SPIRIT GOT CRITICISM? I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT, BUT I LIKE TO HEAR EM CAUSE IN A YEAR'S TIME I LEARNED THAT WHEN I GRAB THE MIC I'M FEARLESS DESPITE MY APPEARANCE I LEARNED IT'S ABOUT THE FEELING AND IF YOU'RE UNSATISFIED WITH THE TIME IN YOUR LIFE THEN STEAL IT I SAID JOEY Z, EVERYTHING'S YOURS THEN I GOT TO MY FEET RUNNIN, R. KELLY'D THE DOORS STILL THE CHAMP, YOU GOTTA GIVE MY RAP CREDIT FOR SURE EVEN IF IT MEANS NOTHIN IT'S STILL BETTER THAN YOURS THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS DO WHAT I WANT YOU LOSE AND I WON YOU'RE STUPID AND DUMB FUCK IT I'M DONE
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THIS IS SPACE JAM 3 & I'M STILL ME BIG FAKE IS BILL MURRAY, ASSISTS WITH THE ILL BEATS TRILL SPEECH, THAT'S THE SHIT I DELIVER I STILL BEAST KILL ME? FUCKIN DUMMY YOU'D BETTER BE REAL GREEN REAL MEAN 8 FEET 1 TON WITH A STEEL PIECE WHAT WHAT? THAT'S THE HULK WITH A GUN BUT I'M STILL ME JOEY Z THE VICTORY'S BASICALLY GUARANTEED MOTHAFUCKAS IN THE STRUGGLE THEY WARY TO SHARE THE WEED MEANWHILE MY WHOLE TEAM BLOW THE SMOKE THAT SO DOPE, YOU FEELIN LUCKY TO PUFF ON THE SO-SO SO GO HOME CAUSE IT'S KNOWN THAT I STOLE UP THE WHOLE SHOW YOU WANNA GO TOE-TO-TOE YOU GET FUCKED UP WITH BROKE BONE CHOKEHOLDS GOT YOU GASPIN & HOPIN FOR O-DOS NO GO, DODO DUMB BIRD AND YOU'RE NO MO WOAH SLOW YOUR ROLL DON'T GO FOR AN OVERDOSE EVER SINCE I QUIT PLAYIN GUITAR THERE'S NOTHIN TO SHOW THE FOLKS BUT I GUESS IT JUST GOES THAT WAY THE STORM'S HERE, LEMME HIT EM WITH THE THROWBACK AYYY!!! THEN HE HIT EM WITH THE THROWBACK DANG I'M SO BEYOND MY OLD SHIT I DELETED THE WACK TAPES FUCK MY ENEMIES AIN'T ONE OF YOU DUDES A FRIEND TO ME THIS IS WRESTLEMANIA, I'M LESNAR, BOY I'LL END YOUR STREAK REST IN PEACE FROM THE BEGINNING TO THE END OF THINGS THE MOTHERFUCKIN LEGEND SO YOU NEVER WANNA MESS WITH ME FUCK MY ENEMIES AND ANYBODY WHO LOVE EM THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN RAP-ENTERTAINMENT I'M SCREAMIN FUCK MY ENEMIES AIN'T NONE OF YOU DUDES A FRIEND TO ME DEFEND THE TITLE FOR MY PEOPLE NO EQUALS FUCK MY ENEMIES
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LIFE'S CRAZY AND STUPID BUT IF YOU TRY IT IT'S FUN SOMEONE GO BACK AND TELL YOUNG JOEY Z HE'S FINALLY IN LOVE AND I'M FEELIN FUCKIN AMAZING, SHE'S THE TYPE THAT I WANT I NEVER HAD A TYPE, BUT FAM IN MY MIND SHE'S THE ONE SHE MIGHTA DOUBTED IT, BUT DAMN I WASN'T TRYNA GIVE UP I TOLD HER TAKE YOUR TIME, DO WHAT YOU WANT I'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU'RE DONE CAUSE I UNDERSTAND LIFE IS ONLY ONE TAKE ONE DAY YOUR FUCKIN HEART STOPS AND YOUR TIME'S UP THEY SAY IF YOU LOVE IT YOU GOTTA LET IT GO AND I KNOW THAT I LOVE HER SO I JUST LET HER GO TRIED TO ACT LIKE I WAS COOL & I WAS CHILLIN BUT REALLY I WAS FEELIN LIKE NO COAT IN THE WINTER SNOW THE LONGEST 3 WEEKS OF MY LIFE FOLLOWED BY A SHORT MONTH WITH A SMILE CAUSE LIFE'S FUNNY AND WILD JUST MAKE SURE YOU NEVER LET NOBODY WASTE YOUR TIME ALWAYS STAND BEHIND THE SHIT YOU REALLY FEEL AND TRY TO STAND OUT AND YOU DON'T NEED NOBODY'S HAND OUTS EVERYBODY'S STRONG, YOU NEED PAIN TO HELP YOU BRANCH OUT YOU'RE NEVER IMPERVIOUS, YOU JUST KINDA LEARN TO ACT HOW ACT LIKE YOU REALLY GOT A DAMN THING PLANNED OUT BUT I GUESS PART OF LEARNIN IS REALLY NO ONE DOES EVERYBODY'S STRAPPED IN FOR THE RIDE INSIDE THE COBRA CLUTCH PART OF DOIN YOUR JOB IS NOT REALLY FEELIN LIKE SHOWIN UP BUT THAT'S PART OF GROWIN UP MY MAN TOLD ME YOU SHOULD NEVER GO BACKWARDS BUT YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY TO DISREGARD YOUR PAST AS A FACTOR IN WHO YOU ARE AND NEVER BE AFRAID TO CLOSE UP A CHAPTER CAUSE UNTIL THE END OF THE BOOK THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE AFTER
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LET'S GET IT STEP ONTO THE PLATE YOU MUHFUCKAS GET FINISHED AIN'T ATE TODAY SO I'M UP FOR A BIG DINNER YALL SHIVER WHEN THE THEME SONG PLAY AND I ENTER FROM THE LEFT HANDS UP FIST CLENCHED AS I'M WALKIN DOWN THE RAMP IT'S THE CHAMP, GODDAMN YOU KNOW THE PRESENCE BY THE ROARING OF THE FANS AND IT'S RAW VS SMACKDOWN RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP A MUHFUCKA'S ON HIS BACK NOW FLAT DOWN BACK ON THE CANVAS WHILE THE HANDS COUNT HE'S OUT!! THAT'S THREE YOU KNOW JOEY Z? WELL MUHFUCKA THAT'S ME THE BEST SHIT YOU'LL EVER THINK, I FORGOT IN THE LAST WEEK THAT'S NASTY HERE'S MY BEST CRITIQUES IF YOU REALLY GOTTA ASK ME, THEN THAT MEANS YOUR RAP'S WEAK SO DON'T BOTHER TO ASK STOP RAPPIN, DON'T MAKE ME HAFTA BODY YOUR ASS YOU'RE TRASH FUCK IT IT'S A PARTY SO LETS DANCE DRUGS UNDER THE COVER OF CURRENCY SWITCH HANDS DUMB MOTHAFUCKAS I'LL MUCK UP YOUR BIG PLANS SOME DUMMIES WANNA COME UP BUT ALL OF YOUR SHIT'S BAD SO YOU CAN'T DAMN. THAT'S HOW THE DICE ROLL LOOK INTO HIS EYES AND YOU CAN SEE THE BOY'S ICE COLD THIS IS NEPTUNE NINE FOLD FLOATIN THROUGH THE SOLAR SYSTEM BLOWIN SHIT TO RHINESTONES Y'ALL ARE ALL IMITATIONS MEANWHILE I'M BEYOND ALL LIMITATIONS SORRY FOR YALL I'M OUTTA INVITATIONS TO THE JOEY Z INFINITE PIZZA PARTY SPACE STATION BUT THAT'S MADE UP BUT THEN IT HAPPENS LIKE DAMN THAT MAN CAME UP DAMN RIGHT, RAPPED TIGHTER THAN THE PACK OF GREAT DRUGS FACE BLUNTS NAIL STUNTS TAKE ONE DAY'S DONE WOOOOOO DO IT FOR RIC FLAIR THE DUDE UP ON THE HORSE WITH THE SWORD AND THE SICK HAIR FLOWING IN THE WIND SO MAJESTICALLY GETTIN STARES GOT MY WEIGHT UP SO I COULD EFFORTLESSLY INFLICT TERROR BOO BOO MUHFUCKAS CAN'T PLAY WITH THE BIG BEAR GET SCARED, LIL BOY, YOU DON'T WANT THIS SHIT TO GET THERE EVER SINCE THE INCIDENT I'VE FELT A BIT BARE OF MY SANITY AND THAT MEANS YOU SHOULDA BEEN SCARED SO DON'T DO IT OR DO IT, GET YOUR WHOLE DOME RUINED SO STUPID, BUT THE FLOW'S SO FLUID ON A BONE THRONE HOLDIN UP A ROSE, YO CUPID IF YOU GOT A CHANCE THROW ME ANOTHER LIKE FUCK IT I'M SINGLE BRUH THROW ME A RUBBER LETS FUCK WITH SOME SIMPLE GIRLS, UNDER THE COVERS OF OTHER IDENTITIES, DON'T ASK FOR THEIR NUMBERS BUT I DIDN'T EVEN DO IT YOU TRYNA LOOK THROUGH MY WINDOW OR GET THROWN THROUGH IT ALL THAT SHIT THAT YOU SPIT LOOKIN SO USELESS I'M BIGGER THAN YOU AND I'M DOPE TOO, SHIT. . . WEEZIN & KOFFIN NOT POKEMON, SMOKIN ON TIL I'M STEVE AUSTIN BOTTOM LINE, GOT HOTTER LINES THAN IT SEEMS POSSIBLE AND IF YOU AIN'T WITH THAT KID THEN YOU GOTTA GO 'CAUSE JOEY Z SAID SO HAD THE BEST FLOWS FROM THE GET GO EVEN THROUGH THE SHIRT YOU SEE THE CHEST GLOW TONY STARKS HEART WITH TECHNO SCREAMIN OUT VICTORY FROM THE THRESHOLD GOT HIP HOP IN THE NECK HOLD LEVITATE WITH NO WINGS NEVER NEED A RED BULL NEED FOSSIL FUEL, GASOLINE, PETROL WRECK FOES, COVERED IN BLOOD AND YELLIN "WHO NEXT THO?" ALL MY OPPONENTS BEEN TOTAL JOKES TO ME AND I DON'T KNOW A RAPPER PERSONALLY WHO'S AS DOPE AS ME TOTALLY FOCUSED OFF OF THE ADDY AND HOPEFULLY I FINISH THIS SHIT BEFORE I CRASH AND JUST GO TO SLEEP IN CONCLUSION, NEVER PLAY ME BRUH SWEET CHIN MUSIC, CALL ME MR WRESTLEMANIA
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NEVER BACK DOWN YOU AIN'T THE KING YOU BETTER HAND ME THAT CROWN LISTEN TO MY SPEECH AND REMEMBER THAT SOUND AS I'M STANDIN ON THE BALCONY YELLIN DOWN AT THE CROWD LIKE WHAT UP YALL? FUCK YALL SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT YALL BUT BETTER UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NOT ONE TO FRONT ON BARK BARK STUPID, BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH DOGG WRITE WITH MY RIGHT BOX AWK LIKE A SOUTH PAW MARVIN HAGLER MARVELOUS STUFF BY ANY STANDARDS I'M UNDISPUTED AT PUNCHING HUMANS I'VE K.O.'D MASTERS THE SON OF GOKU BRUH LEMME SHOW YOU THESE HANDS ARE BLASTERS STAND BACK IF I GO SUPER 2 I CAN'T CONTROL WHAT HAPPENS SO WHY YOU RAPPIN? YOUR SOFT HANDS SHOULD BE FOLDIN NAPKINS HOLD ME BACK!! AND PRAY FOR THESE FUCKBOYS THAT I DON'T ATTACK EM WANNA TALK TO ME AND TRY TO TELL ME THAT I'M LOW ON PASSION FUCK THAT IF I'M AN ASSHOLE LEAST I KNOW THAT I'M STILL DOPE AT RAPPIN THE TRUTH SO FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD IF IT AIN'T COME FROM ME THEN IT'S NOT BY MY WORD WHAT I'VE HEARD AND I'VE SEEN IS OBSCENE AND ABSURB IT'S ME!!! EVEN IF THAT MEANS BEING JERK ALWAYS SAY WHAT I WANT AND MY SCHEMES ARE BERSERK AFTER THIS ONE I'M DONE AND I'M LEAVIN THE EARTH OVERSEE IT FROM SPACE TIL I COMPLETE MY WORK THEN I'M BLOWIN IT UP JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S WORTH AND THAT'S DIRT
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EPISODE IV: THE CELL GAMES. ENTIRELY PRODUCED BY BIG FAKE. THE FIRST OF THE TRILOGY.
EPISODE II: ZENKAI COMING ON VALENTINE'S DAY 2015

SHOUTS OUT TO TJ FERNANDEZ FOR RECORDING AND MIXING THE WHOLE DAMN THING
SHOUTS OUT TO BIG FAKE FOR PRODUCING THE WHOLE DAMN THING
SHOUTS OUT TO PHILOS CULT FOR TALKING ALL OVER MY SHIT
SHOUTS OUT TO THANOS RAGE FOR
SHOUTS OUT TO KENDRICK FOR LIVIN
SHOUTS OUT TO GOKU YOU THE BEST
SHOUTS OUT TO ME
SHOUTS OUT TO DOPEY ZIEGLER & LIVFREE WE DID IT YALL
SHOUTS OUT TO BEN ROSE FOR PUTTIN THAT BASS DOWN YOU THE KING

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING

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released January 24, 2015

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